Are you a n00b, or just don't even know what a n00b is?
Then this is the place for you!
Definations:

n00b (pronounced: new-b, not newbie) - Someone who is either 'new' to the 'net, or isen't new to it, but isen't truly cyber-savvy.

newbie - Someone whom is new, yet is somewhat 1337.

1337 (pronounced: Leat) - Eliete, the people on the 'net that know it the best. They know the jargon, the slangs, they know many useful things, if you have a problem someone who is 1337 can help you!

H4xx0r (Pronounced: Hacks-x-sor) - A pain of a Hacker, who loves to cause trouble.

n00bi5hn355 (noobishness) is nothing to be ashamed of, we all start off as n00bs, eventually you learn more and more, and you eventually can beacome 1337. 1337n355 is also not everything, but it is uber-cool. Have any questions? ask me!